What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 18:17

Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Then came..
What is the problem between Turkey and Greece?
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No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Scientists stunned as underwater volcano unleashes over a million giant eggs - Glass Almanac
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
The Webb telescope found something exceedingly rare around a dying star - Mashable
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
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Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Checkers Sweep Laval to Earn Trip to Calder Cup Finals - Charlotte Checkers Hockey
Still no good.
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
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